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Team Skins (it saves money & increases the fan base)

GM Andrea T.

Power Forward, 1st Round - Jessica Biel. Seriously, how did she slip through the cracks? 
Sword wielding skills in Blade 3 should translate into some quality boxing out. 
Big ass will help inch her way to the hoop. Also quite likely still owns at least one Catholic 
school girl outfit from the 7th Heaven days; definitely earns her a signing bonus.

Wing, 2nd Round - Bar Refaeli. Already been on the cover of SI more than MJ. 
K, that's a lie, but if there's a correlation between ability to make any bikini look 
good & assists per game, she'll have no problem earning a starting position.

Center, 3rd Round - Cameron Diaz. She got the height, stamina, & experience. 
Also a good match up against Johannson; will have something to prove to the 
younger, more voluptuous blonde for allegedly stealing her man.

Point, 4th Round - Gabrielle Union. Where's the diversity in this league? 
Not only was she a college athlete (soccer @ Nebraska), but she was played 
point in high school, & she made me want to watch Bring It On. Also, isn't she 
married to an NFL player? She'll have the 'roid hook up...

Shooting Guard, 5th Round - Eva Longoria. I'm not her biggest fan, but I'm 
looking for some points outside the perimeter & sleeping with Tony Parker must 
be good for at least 18 points a game. 

6th Man - Elle MacPherson. Dear God, can I please look half this hot after I 
pop out two kids?? I need some experience on the bench, & being 6'1" won't 
hurt either.

Team Great Falls

GM Becky F.

Jessica Biel (bod not looks)

Jennifer Garner

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Daisy Fuentes

Ally Larter

“I think all of them could hold their own in a game of pick up, golf or whatever, and still be interesting to talk to. And they all have pretty great hair.”  - Becky F. GM